Hey, Elvis is dead!?
So, are you the St. Patrick's Day Elvis or something?
Hey, those sideburns and hair aren't real!
My friend/relative loves Elvis! Do you do personal appearances and parties?
Are those pop tabs on your costume?
Where did you come up with this idea?

Q: Hey, Elvis is dead!?

A: No, he's just been recycled. Elvis will live forever. In 2000 years, two people will be remembered, Elvis and Jesus. Of course to save time, they'll probably combine them and people will have little "Jelvis" shrines in their virtual world. "Do unto others, babuh!" - Jelvis

Q: So, are you the St. Patrick's Day Elvis or something?

A: No, St. Pat's day is a day for drunks to emmulate their patron saint who once said, "I drink, therefore I am".

Q: Hey, those sideburns and hair aren't real!

A: If it can be touched and felt, it's real. However, don't touch 'em!

Q: My friend/relative loves Elvis! Do you do personal appearances and parties?

A: No, that ain't my gig, babuh. Sounds like you want a regular Elvis impersonator. Look in the phone directory under "entertainment".

Q: Are those pop tabs on your costume?

A: Yes, I try my best to include recycled items on my costume. My current costume features pop tabs, frozen juice lids and my belt is an old weight lifting belt turned bass ackwards.

Q: Where did you come up with this idea?

A: Visit About Eco Elvis, that will give you the whole scoop, babuh.

Send me an email: kcriggs@everestkc.net

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